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Anxiety-

 OMG ARE YOU MAD AT ME? BRB LET ME OVERTHINK THIS EVEN MY ANXIETY HAS ANXIETY I CAME. I SAW. I HAD ANXIETY SO I LEFT. CAN'T WAIT TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING TODAY! 

Demotivational 

You've already peaked Everyone's judging you You're for sure getting fired That idea is garbage Your face is weird

F*ck It Set 

Fuck that! fuck me! fuck you! fuck this! fuck it!

Parenting Set

It Takes a Village and a Vineyard Sorry I'm Late, I Have Kids I Love My Ungrateful Children My Parenting Style is Called Survivalist RIP Sleeping In

Teacher Set

Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat. Dreaming of Summer Break Grade Now, Cry Later (red ink) I Teach Therefore I Drink Teaching for the Money and Fame

Work Sucks

Never too early to start dreading Monday. I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow. This meeting could have been an email. Same thing different day. Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock.

Adulthood- Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. Very Reluctant Adult Growing Up Was The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done Lover Of Cancelled Plans I Need an Adultier Adult So Much For Knowing Everything When I'm Older

Customer Service THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK I DONT KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

Fresh out of f*cks

FOR FUCK'S SAKE IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A FUCK FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT FUCK THIS SHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Nurses After 2020, I think we are all even more thankful for our nurses than usual. Celebrate them with this hilariously accurate pen set. Pen sets are our best selling category! Set of 5 black ink pens. Best. Freaking. Nurse. Ever I Miss Sitting Down Here to save your butt, not kiss it I know I look tired, thanks Can't fix stupid but we can sedate it

Shit Show-Set of 5 black ink ballpoint pens. - NOT THRIVING, JUST SURVIVING - WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW - HOT MESS EXPRESS - MAYBE TODAY, SATAN - WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS